Nikki Glaser Went On Howard Stern And Read All The Jokes She Ended Up Cutting From The Tom Brady Roast
Earlier today I wrote about how Tony Hinchcliffe was the best performer during last night's roast, but I may have spoken too soon. The more I think about it, the more I realize that (as much as I hate to admit this) #JackMacWasRight. He gave Nikki the credit she deserves and I'm here to give her some more. She truly didn't miss and the jokes she decided to cut were just as good as the ones she left in...
"Thank you all for being here and taking time some away from cheating on your wives. Hey it's not your fault they're aging naturally...All the proceeds from tonight are going to CTE research and the NFL's coordinated effort to cover it up...people don't know but it cost millions to murder those doctors that know the truth."
And on and on they go. Watch the whole clip. She also addressed the moment Tom got up and told Jeff Ross to cut the shit about Robert Kraft...
TL/DW…it was real and Tom was just protecting Kraft who is "like a father figure to him." What a guy. There's a longer version of Nikki explaining the jokes which you can check out HERE but you get the idea. And while I have your attention I don't want to hear Howard Stern slander. "Oh he's a lib!" "He lost his edge!" Shut the fuck up. I understand that he's not the guy he used to be, but it would weird if he was. People mellow as they get older. Put some respect on the king's name.
I can't promise this will be my last Brady roast blog, but I'm going to do my best to move on. I'm just still in shock that the whole thing happened. Have a lovely evening.